Chialeaders

Dedicated to Mr Terence Chia who's leaving NJ this year:

We nerdy, we good, we get straight A's to boot
Qiulin: I'm balding, no hair, that's why the guys all stare
Our progress reports contains Cs and Ds not
We mugging, so cool, we dominate the school
Who is he? Just guess
His MA beats the rest
He's the assassin that smiles, he likes to watch x-files!
He's flying, he jumps, with all his gymnastic chumps
Whoo!
His teaching's no bore, he helps us all to score
He's small but he's neat, he solves sums at top speed
We will miss you very much so don't forget us either

We're Chia-leaders!
We. Are. Chia-leaders!


Adapted from "We are cheerleaders - Bring it On OST"

The Nerd Condemnation

A song about not being able to write anything other than songs about mugging:


Why are there so many songs about mugging?
And don't you two have a life?
Maybe you thought of it, but I don't believe it
Please find something new to write

So you've been told
But you will not believe it
I know you're wrong, wait and see
Someday you'll get it-- divine condemnation
From the muggers, the sluggers and meeee.

who said that every test would go delightfulleee
if you mug till the morning light
Cause I mugged till three- and I still scored three
marks and that's crap, all right?

What's so amazing?
you're not hesitating
to spoof the stereotype that is me

Cause someday you'll get bored
of bad progress reports
and I won't peer tutor you for free!


Adapted from "The rainbow connection" by Kermit the Frog

The Grey Escape

Foreword:
ASS WEEK IS OVERRRRR! (!!)
on a celebratory note-- a new song.
enjoy, tag, leave love.


Math, chinese, biology
Tired of studying trigonometry
No more might
But there's still one more night

Let's count down till the clock strikes one
Then our papers will be done
5..4..3..2..1..

NOW THROW IT AWAY
Forget bout' that A
We'll flunk it anyway
Rise up, the kids in grey
Let's burn our books today

WATCH IT BURN
LET IT DIEEE
CUZ WE ARE FINALLY FREE TONIGHT!


Adapted from "The great escape" by Boys like Girls