Foreword from wearepaperplanes:

Mucho apologies, no songs being produced at the moment.
It's time to kick ass week's, uh, ass.

HAPPY TEACHERS DAY!

Linear Graph

Look at this linear graph
Whoever said that Math was taff?
All you have to do is press GC
Key in y equals to x + 3

The other kids; they think they're cool
They like to stereotype our school
They say we're nerds and that they'll whoop our ass
Just wait- one day they're gonna pump our gas

They say we must zi qiang bu xi
Must set example cuz we are IP
They say that they mug more in Hwa Chong
But we are gonna prove them wrong
Ohhhh, ohhh, I...

Every memory of walking out the main gate
Complaining that the side's locked cuz it's really late
It's time to slug it, time to mug it
(must) score high
(must) score high

Every memory of mugging in the library
Cuz tomorrow got a lecture test in LT3
It's time to cram it; failed it, damn it
(must) score high
(must) score high


Adapted from "Photograph" by Nickelback

When there was D and U

It's funny when you find yourself
Looking at the answers
Mine are wrong, so I wrote this song
To voice out my despair

Why did I let myself believe that I could actually pass this
My grades aren't fine, so let me whine-life is so unfair

I never thought that I would fail
I even gave up sleeping
I stayed up every night, till half past twoooo
Now everybody's seeing me
From Eng to Ling to Tan to Chia to Khoooo
Cause I got D and U

When there was D and U.


adapted from "When there was me and you - HSM"

Low

Dedicated to Qiulin of 07ip04:

She had the sparkly eyes that gleam
With no boobs and no fur
She had the whole crowd looking for her
Look at the floor!
Where did she go?
Shawty's too low low low low low low low


adapted from "Low - Flo Rida ft. T-Pain"

Foreword from we are paperplanes:
Hey y'all; Thanks for the comments-- keep them coming in! We'll be needing some new subject material soon.
Our latest song: The Slacker's version of Complicated (by Avril Lavigne).
Three choruses instead of the usual one.
Leave some love.

Complicated

Chill out, whatcha mugging for?
Lay back, Ass Week's one week more
And if you could only let it be
You'll get a D
I like me the way I am
Who cares 'bout tests and exams?
Now Eng's talking to me one on one,
cuz I've become

A regular goof, who's got time to spoof
Singers so cool, they're long outta school
Our teachers despair,
But we couldn't care at all

Tell me
Why'd you hafta go and make Bio so complicated?
I really do not wanna know how my mummy and daddy mated
But life's like this, you
You mug more, you can't score, you study, get a C, yes you do
But Bio's just too--
Full of terms like eggs and sperms
Who cares when they look like germs-- I hate it.
Bio-ohhh.

Tell me!
Why'd you hafta go and make Math so complicated?
No, I do not see why you have to dy/dx and integrate it
Binomial's worse, you
N choose one, N choose two, you say wrong, I say Nuuu; try again
But it's still the same 'cause
Honestly you never told me
That I had to permutate it
Trigo-ohhh.

WHY ME!
Life in school is so uncool it's makin' me so agitated
I really thought my GPA was quite okay
I don't know how you calculate it!
To make things worse, I'll
Get retained, and get caned, mugged so much, got weight gain, fail NAPFA
and Menon says ha!
I'm still young, this ain't no fun
Please I'd rather get abducted
Whoa-ohhh


adapted from "Complicated - Avril Lavigne"