We'll be here for you (tribute to juniors)

So no one told you
Life was gonna be this way
You've left your secondary school
Now you're in NJ
Don't fret don't worry don't you start to fear
Cause this is your chance to shine
To start a fresh and brand new year

So we'll be here for you
When the work starts to pile
We'll be here for you
In our cool ohfour style
We'll be here for you
Cause we've been through it too

You're still awake at two
There's still so much to do
You're working everyday
For that perfect GPA
Nobody warned you there'd be days like these
But did you really think that life in NJ would be such a breeze

But we'll be here for you
Through all tests and all trials
We'll be here for you
Running every mile
We'll be here for you
Cause we've been through it too


adapted from "I'll be there for you - The Remembrandts"
Kudos to Tracy, Gwen, Christel and the Fourckers

Go Revise

I'm sitting here in class
Eyelids drooping to the ground
I'm seeing Eng's mouth move
But I just can't hear a sound

You put me in Omega
Then you see my grades go down, away
You tell me go and study
But my grades won't turn around, no A

And now it's too late to go revise
It's too late
It's too late to go revise
It's too late

I'll take another shot
Take a chance, but I still get U
4 out of 20
Seems to be the best I can do
I don't seem to get better
Even though I'm IP2, you say
"Sorry can't go out
Got remedial on half day" (no way!)

But now it's too late to go revise
It's too late


adapted from "Apologize - Onerepublic"

It's a hard knock life

It's a hard knock life for us
It's a hard knock life for us
'Stead of playing, we get work
'Stead of boyfriends, we get jerks
It's a hard knock life

Don't it feel like the wind is always howling
Don't it feel feel like the work, it never ends
Once a day don't you wanna throw the towel in
And cry in the toilet with your friends

No one cares if your eyes at night get weepy
No one cares if you fail or if you pass
No one cares if in class you're very sleepy
You feel like such an arse!


adapted from "It's a hard knock life - Annie"

Flabelos

It's out with the flabs
And in with the abs
Goodbye spare arm meat
Hello slim physique
A dip in the pool
A trip to the gym
Endless days on the track
All just to get rid of the fat

Treadmills imported from England
Weighing scales imported from Spain
Trainers imported from Turkey
No turkey imported from Maine
It's time to relax and lose weight
Flabs. I. Hate.

She needs Flabelos
That is her simple request
Just one Flabelos
To help get rid of her flabs
She needs a little exercize to help her lose some weight
She needs a little Flabelos before it's too late


adapted from "Fabulous - High School Musical 2"

Nerdalicious

Alpha! Beta! Gamma! Delta!

Percolation definition
Makes the nerds go gaga
You calling them a nerd
They call you a mutha-----
You can see me, you can't beat me
I got 4 As, you've got 1 D
I've got reasons why i'm readin'
That's to beat you every season

Percolation (definition)
But I ain't tellin' you
Cause if I tell you anything
You'll get the same grade too
Percolation (condensation)
Make the nerds go hey hey!
And they'll be lining down the way
Just to see my GPA

A! A! A! A!


adapted from "Fergalicious - Fergie"

The Geeks Get The Grades

Another Friday night
You're going mugging right
At the library you see me trotting over
What you gonna do
I got more books than you
I've mugged everywhere from Tampines to Dover

We're nerds to the power of infiniteeee
Try as hard as you like, you can't mug like meeee

Tonight tonight I always get it right
I'm not loser, I don't need luck on my side
All the nerds and their oversized heads
Mugging all around the world
Cause the geeks get the grades


adapted from "The geeks get the girls - American Hi-fi"